Marathi Love Sms Biography
Source (google.com.pk)Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi
Ek mulge rastyane chalali aste magun 2 mule yetat ani
1 la- tuz naav kay?
2 ra-tu kuthe chalali?
ti doghana ek ch uttar dete "SHEELA"
Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"
What is ABCD Jeans??
Aga Bai Chaadi Distaye
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to
Category: College-School Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Bus Accident Man Crying
Category: Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? :D
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli
Category: Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya
Category: Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Category: Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi
Category: Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms, Jokes, Santa-Banta Sms.
Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
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Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
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